terriblyunamused

tandembicycles

anexperimentallife

tricky-pockets

dduane

homunculus-argument

You know how people sometimes get a cat by just having a random stray cat with no collar and no chip walk in and sit on the couch like "yo fucknuts I live here now", and the people just go "well fuck, guess I gotta go get a litterbox then."

Now consider: Humans doing that to the fae. Not being captured by the fae folk, not taken against their will but stubbornly walking in to their realm and refusing to leave before one of them agrees to take this damn creature. Faeries telling each other "naww come on, you can't make it leave, it already ate your food. Everyone knows you gotta keep them if you've fed them."

And another faery yells back "I did not fucking feed that thing, it climbed into my pantry and was eating flour straight out of the bag!"

dduane

cc: @petermorwood (re: Bubble) :)

tchaikovskygay

clownboybebop

I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there

canadianstuck

homunculus-argument

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

yeehawpim

White text over black background between 2 panels that says, "I feel like I've seen a lot of stories where people pay with important things to be immortal." Panel 1: A faceless vampire laying down in a coffin with their arms crossed over their chest. They have a pillow. Panel 2: Voldemort from Harry Potter in a dark robe and holding a wand. He has his snake Nagini over his shoulder. Panel 3: Flowey from Undertale in a patch of grass. Text that says, "Their happiness" Panel 4: Text that says, "or their sanity" Deadpool with smiling eyes through his mask making a peace sign. He's leaning against the frame of the panel with one arm so that it transcends it. He's wearing black gloves and two katanas on his back. Panel 5: Text that says, "or friends that can't live as long as them, hollowed by compounding loss." The 11th doctor standing in front of his TARDIS, looking down on a row of graves.

Panel 1: Text that says, "And I love those stories." Person in front of a desk reading a book. Panel 2: The book "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman opens. Text that says, "But I also like the stories" Panel 3: Text that says, "where the immortal characters find things to love being alive for." Aziraphale from Good Omens sitting on a chair and delicate round table with a plate of sushi. He is wearing a white bowtie and suit and he holds a pair of chopsticks. His expression is content and smiling.

Panel 1: Text that says, "It feels hopeful that people are always worth meeting and knowing" The 12th doctor and Bill Potts from Dr. Who standing and facing each other. The doctor wears a dark suit and sips from a disposable soft drink cup from the straw. Bill wears a bow in her hair and a jacket with black sleeves. They smile and hold up a fork with a fry stuck on it. Panel 2: Text that says, "that there will always be things to learn" Kaos from Discworld series holding a chunk of cheese. He wears a helmet with a visor that looks like it has a black butterfly on the visor and a nametag on the arm that reads, "R. SOAK" He has cold steam trailing from his hands. Panel 3: Text that says, "that someone can think the world is amazing and forever doesn't have to be a curse." A series of objects pictured close together. From left to right the objects include a seashell, a rainbow with clouds on either end, a sewing needle with a thread through it, a coin with a silhouette of a head on it, the first 9 digits of pi, a small triangle, cube, and diamond, a pawn chess piece, and a fern leaf. The watermark is "@yeehawpim" on the bottom right corner of the page.

I know some of these characters can be killed but
you get my point lol 😂

brokentripod

demilypyro

D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

thelibraryofthacey

(tag via @dare-to-dm)

twobeesornottwobees

“average DM has 20 unique character voices" factoid actualy just statistical error. average DM actually has 3 unique character voice. Spiders Lee Mulligan, who has over 10,000 unique character voices, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

tandembicycles

Reminder

spoonie-living

It’s okay to start feeling better on a day you’ve called out sick.

You might be in a cycle of guilts, telling yourself it obviously wasn’t that bad if you’re doing better. That you could have gone in after all. That you were blowing it out of proportion.

No. Stop.

If you’re feeling better, it’s not because you made the wrong choice. It’s because you stayed home and rested.

That’s what the sick day is for. That means it’s working.

dimondlite

once i call out, i start to feel better because it is one piece of stress off my body. i don’t have to worry about the commute, or emails, or my phone. i won’t have the train running behind the building triggering a headache or listen to the forklift in the warehouse drive around. I don’t have to worry about taking space in one of the limited restrooms in the building, or talking to clients. I only have to think about what food i can stomach to take which medicine, and do i want to be in my bed, or on the couch.

tandembicycles

fxlthyangxl

website

hesbythecampfire

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songue85

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spongebobssquarepants

manywinged

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

axiusdragon

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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